Thing that make you go hmmm

Catalog Item

Geez do you think this magnetic toy might contain, oh I don’t know magnets? Seriously. Have we as a society become this litigious that consumers have to be told in black and white that the magnetic toy they are buying contains magnets?

Warning Label in Storage Bin

So what you’re saying is, I shouldn’t lock my child (if I had one) in a plastic storage container. Phew! Thanks. I’d have never guessed that locking my child in a plastic storage container is dangerous. *beats head on desk*

Honestly. Do we really need to be told explicitly that the coffee we just purchased is hot and that the little packets that we find in our shoeboxes are not edible? What’s wrong with us?