S C A N X I E T Y ! ! !
From tonight’s Lacuna Loft Unspoken Ink session…

Totally not me
In my head I hear cheerleaders shouting,
S U C C E S S !
That’s the way we spell success!
S C A N X I E T Y !
That’s the way we spell scanxiety!
Wait! So, is this Bring it On for cancer survivors? Am I Big Red, all bossy and bitchy in charge of being bossy and bitchy?
Another MRI? Again? Already? I just washed my big girl Spanx from the last MRI. I don’t think I even took my pom poms out of the car yet. Oh well, guess I’ll just leave them there now. Do I remember how to cradle out of the pyramid? Who thought stunts were a good idea for the chick with the fragile Frankenstein head? Don’t they know how hard it is to keep a wig on during cartwheels? S C A N X I E TY! If you can’t beat it you may as well cheer about it.