Can we as adults agree to abolish smelly perfume ads from magazines or at least limit them to like one scent per issue? My new Rolling Stone smells like a French Whorehouse. Um, not that I’d know what a French Whorehouse (or any whorehouse for that matter) smells like. But I digress. I’d like to read about the new fall TV season without needing to take a Benadryl to keep from sneezing.
Moving on …
I am as irked by by the new Facebook layout as the next guy, but for the love of God how is this a news story? I couldn’t sleep last night and so I turned Good Day Philadelphia on at 4:25am this morning to distract myself from my inability to sleep. THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE TOP NEWS STORIES ON LOCAL AND NATIONAL NEWS ALL DAMN DAY! How this rates placement with stories like the freed American hikers and the execution of Troy Davis is beyond me.
There is a satellite scheduled to fall from space and hit earth some time between now and Saturday. The experts seem to think it’ll be a good bet that the fall to earth will occur on Friday. 26 pieces of the bus-sized satellite are expected to survive reentry. The experts aren’t exactly sure were it will land. Right now they’re guessing somewhere between northern Canada and southern South America. There is a 1-in-3,200 that the debris could fall on an actual person. By comparison the odds of winning the Powerball lottery are 1 in 195,249,054. I’m gonna be bitter if I survived 3 surgeries & 32 radiation treatments only to have a satellite fall on my house. The government advises you not to touch any of the pieces that may or may not fall on your house. I’m serious. You cannot make this stuff up.
I turned closed captioning on the other night to figure out what some reality TV bride was mumbling about. I left it on for a few days and I’m absolutely appalled at just how bad it is. How can they allow so many errors through? It’s totally disrespectful to the hearing impaired. There are plenty of unemployed folks can do a better typing job. You should see the mess they make of the TV news or anything live. Unreal.
Reading this may cause your brain cells to want to escape from your head. I feel slimy from the stupid creeping over me.
*beats head on desk* I swear to God the stupid in this country grows exponentially on a daily effing basis. Maybe even twice a day. Who charges 60% more for the same svc. then when the stock tanks because they’ve lost so many subscribers comes up w/ a new name and convolutes the whole process by adding a 2nd effing website and then issued a press release telling us that’s where our 60% is going?
Who the eff works in the White House Communications Department and who are the financial advisors and marketing folks at Netflix? Even the fucking Smurfs could do a better job. I cancelled my streaming subscription because I refuse to pay 60% for the same thing I was receiving the day before you upped the price.
Why are so many people so stupid and why do they have such good jobs? Argh !!!!
Oh & by the way, while I’m at it. What would you posses you to send this out after 1am on Sunday night? Trying to bury it much? Oh, and it looks like I’m not the only one pissed off at Netflix/Qwikster. Entertainment Weekly weighs in here http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/09/20/netflix-qwikster/